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housewifeswag:

bayareamom:

gillianandersons:

do you ever realize that there was a moment when your mom or dad put you down as a baby and never picked you up again

Wtf

this fucked me up

charlotte-corday:

I had a dream last night that I worked at McDonalds and I was behind the counter when this guy dressed in a tuxedo (with white dickie and tie) was snapping his fingers for a server. I went I over and he asked to see our “darkest red” and I knew he was talking about wine so I said “sir, this is McDonalds. The darkest red we have here is ketchup” and he had me pour him a glass of ketchup and he drank it while looking me directly in the eye.

that was an ass i really didnt want to see ever

wonderemporium-jpn:

Metrosexual Fresh Boss

I have no idea what this supplement is supposed to do. Ingredients include mushroom, rose, red clover, and soybean. You can purchase Metrosexual Fresh Boss at gooddesteno on Rakuten Global Market for $16.28 USD.

idea: a word processor / media player that annoyingly stops playing your music whenever you stop writing for more than 30 seconds 

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neongenesisevangaylion:

So this is the Hoechlin look alike I assume?

Actually I think it’s the porn guy oops