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i want to red sharpie the words ‘hey hey i watch my yellow cat’ all over my face and all over my skin ‘cause right now i hey hey i watch my yellow cat so now i watch my yellow cat for you hey hey hey i watch my yellow cat

there’s never a moment i don’t fight sleep for i almost never want to be awake

pemsylvania:

pemsylvania:

who here knows how to dismantle a security camera

everybody on here always acts like some criminal mastermind when in reality 40 of you guys told me to smash it with a rock and at least 3 told me to seduce it

how do you barre that guitar 

do you have to use your entire fucking forearm

besturlonhere:

anyways heres wonderwall

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i didn’t expect the only person here directly related to this to be online to see it but here we are